So, you're waltzing around websites, buying gym equipment you swear you'll use this time. Ever wondered what's happening behind the scenes? No? Well, too bad! "My Ex Tag Buddy" is here to spill all the juicy details of the events firing off as you browse. Think of it as your nosy ex who's still watching your every move—but, you know, in a helpful way.
First things first, you'll need the extension files. Make sure you have:
manifest.json
background.js
contentScript.js
markup.js
Any fancy icons or images you've got lying around
If you don't have these, well, that's awkward. Go get them.
Download
Type chrome://extensions/ in your Chrome address bar. Press Enter. Welcome to the developer's lair.
Flip that little toggle switch in the top right corner that says "Developer mode." Feel the power coursing through your veins.
Click on "Load unpacked." A file dialog appears—ooh, magical. Navigate to the folder where you stashed all those files from Step 1. Select the folder and hit "Open."
Congratulations! You've just installed "My Ex Tag Buddy." Look at you, all tech-savvy and stuff.
Head over to any Decathlon site ending with .com, .net, .fr, .de, or .nl. Pick your flavor.
Shop around. Add things to your cart. Remove them. Contemplate life choices. You know, the usual.
Notice that new floating box on your screen? No, it's not a virus (probably). That's "My Ex Tag Buddy" in action! It sits there, top-right corner, judging—erm, watching your every move.
See the list of events populating in real-time? Each event is labeled with a fancy letter and number combo, like A1, B2, etc. Click on any event to open a modal window that'll show you all the gritty details. JSON data galore!
Information overload? Smash that "Clear All" button. Start fresh. Repeat ad nauseam.
Google Chrome
Sorry, Firefox and Safari users. Maybe in the next life—or version.
Features
Real-Time Event Tracking
Because waiting is for chumps.
Unique Page Letters
Each page gets its own letter. Feeling special yet?
Compact UI
Minimal space, maximal info. Size doesn't matter, right?
Persistent Data
Events stick around even if you navigate away. Clingy, but in a good way.
Chrome Exclusive
If you're using another browser, well, that's a choice.
Version 0.1
This is our beta, baby! Expect quirks, not perfection.
User Settings
Maybe we'll let you customize stuff. If we're feeling generous.
Multi-Browser Support
For those who dare to be different.
World Peace
Or at least less confusing web browsing.
Need help? Found a bug? Want to send us memes?
Email: pim.verhoog@tagbuddy.io
Disclaimer: This email doesn't exist. Good luck!
"My Ex Tag Buddy" isn't just an extension; it's a statement. A mildly intrusive, overly informative statement. But hey, knowledge is power! So go ahead, install it, and unlock the mysteries of your Data adventures. Or don't. Your call.
P.S. Remember, with great power comes... a lot of data. Use it wisely.